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They didn't do anything to you; there's no reason to do anything to them.

I wasn't gonna kill it.

[Today.]

Were you going to ride its antlers or something?

... maybe.

[ that might actually be kind of entertaining ]

I'll give you a thousand yen to do it.

I was wanting to try anyway, but that's only about three Zagins; you'll have to do better than that if you actually want me to do something.

I'll provide the video camera, then.

[ for when something inevitably horrible happens to you or the moose ]

Are you really that eager to see me ride a moose?

I just want to see if you can actually manage to do it.

How hard can it possibly be?

There's a reason animals need to be domesticated and trained to perform certain functions. It's not a motorcycle.

I didn't think it was. But animals in general tend to listen when you show them who's boss.

Provided they don't show you who's boss first.

Not gonna happen.

Prove it.

Fine. Next time I see one, I'll call you.

Deal.

[Never mind how I got your number.]

Fine. Am I allowed to go in now, or do you have any more moose lectures?

[ you just had my phone, woman; it wouldn't surprise me if you memorized all my contacts, too ]

Go.

Later.

[Gone!]