[ party continuations ]

[meteorstorm]

here we go~

Comments

[yellowhasthechest]

I didn't run, I walked. See? I'm not so stupid after all, I can tell the difference between running and walking. I should get credit for that, right?

[Less sarcastically:] Let go.

[meteorstorm]

Only if you realize it's a figure of speech.

No.

[yellowhasthechest]

It's called sarcasm. Since you're so much more educated than I am, I figured you could tell.

Let go or I'm going to put you on the floor.

[meteorstorm]

I'm well aware of what sarcasm is, but sometimes you say things that are so monumentally stupid it's hard to tell.

Good luck.

[yellowhasthechest]

[Getting kicked in the kneecap by someone in heels is probably rather painful.]

[meteorstorm]

[ probably just as painful as having your ankle kicked in while wearing heels ]

[yellowhasthechest]

[Fine, I'll just go right for the throat.]

[meteorstorm]

[ this is going to be like the most terrible (awesome) catfight ever

because two can play the going for the throat game ]

[yellowhasthechest]

[Yup, because I'm just going to grab you by the hair and drag you down.]

[meteorstorm]

[ how do you feel about being clawed in the face and having the vein in your wrist being dug into? ]

[yellowhasthechest]

[Probably the same way you feel about being hit in the trachea.]

[meteorstorm]

[ a heel to the general area where hypothetically your ovaries would be probably hurts, too ]

[yellowhasthechest]

[SURPRISE so does getting hit in the boobs.

We're going to be rolling around scratching and hitting for a while, I'm betting.]

[meteorstorm]

[ probably a lot of growling and strange noises and even a little bit of clothes ripping, too ]

[yellowhasthechest]

[I'm sure this is what someone's dreams are made of.]

[meteorstorm]

[ is that a fist to your diaphragm? sure is~! ]

[yellowhasthechest]

[And that's a knee to your ribcage.]

[meteorstorm]

[ rolling around and fists flying and at least you have a pretty girl pinning you this time ]

[yellowhasthechest]

[You're also easier to flip over when you're this light, and she can put an arm over your throat.]

Knock it off.

[meteorstorm]

[ that's a hand closing around your wrist and nails digging into your skin ]

You first.

[yellowhasthechest]

You started it.

[meteorstorm]

I didn't start anything.

[yellowhasthechest]

I told you to let go and you didn't.

[meteorstorm]

You threw a fit because things weren't going your way.

[yellowhasthechest]

I hit you just now because you made it necessary.