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[ that was a very subtle flinching ]

I know when and when not to confront things three times my size.

Joking, Ryuusei. I was joking.

If I thought you weren't I would've pointed out that they're herbivores.

Seriously?

Seriously.

Huh.

In that case I kind of regret running.

They may not eat you, but they can still gore you to death.

I've probably been hit by worse.

It's still better to leave them be.

Fine.

[No fun at all.]

They didn't do anything to you; there's no reason to do anything to them.

I wasn't gonna kill it.

[Today.]

Were you going to ride its antlers or something?

... maybe.

[ that might actually be kind of entertaining ]

I'll give you a thousand yen to do it.

I was wanting to try anyway, but that's only about three Zagins; you'll have to do better than that if you actually want me to do something.

I'll provide the video camera, then.

[ for when something inevitably horrible happens to you or the moose ]

Are you really that eager to see me ride a moose?

I just want to see if you can actually manage to do it.

How hard can it possibly be?

There's a reason animals need to be domesticated and trained to perform certain functions. It's not a motorcycle.

I didn't think it was. But animals in general tend to listen when you show them who's boss.

Provided they don't show you who's boss first.

Not gonna happen.

Prove it.

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