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[meteorstorm]

here we go~

Comments

[yellowhasthechest]

Clearly.

[meteorstorm]

And I suppose my not wanting to show everything off never crossed your mind.

[yellowhasthechest]

It's not "everything."

[meteorstorm]

It's enough.

[yellowhasthechest]

It might distract people from how awkwardly you move with a thigh holster on.

[meteorstorm]

I move well enough.

[yellowhasthechest]

If you want to hide it, you should probably do better than "well enough."

[Finding something to sit on, crossing her legs.]

[meteorstorm]

Hiding it was never the intention. I just can't wear it over a dress.

[ I can do this too ]

[yellowhasthechest]

[Yeah, but I do it to show off.]

You make a horrible woman.

[meteorstorm]

Because I'm not a woman. Go figure.

[yellowhasthechest]

You are at the moment.

[meteorstorm]

That doesn't mean I want to be one.

[yellowhasthechest]

You may as well try, if you're stuck like this.

[meteorstorm]

And what do I get out of it?

[yellowhasthechest]

Kind of depends.

[meteorstorm]

Explain.

[yellowhasthechest]

It depends on what you want to get out of it. There are a lot of different ways to go about it.

[meteorstorm]

There isn't anything I want that I can't get as a man.

[yellowhasthechest]

You'd be surprised how much easier it can be.

[meteorstorm]

You need to be more specific.

[yellowhasthechest]

If you could figure it out, you could get exactly the kind of attention you wanted, where and when you wanted it. And you can use that to your advantage.

You can rob someone blind while they're sleeping, you can make them buy you things. You can make then hand over information they don't even know they're giving you because they're too busy trying to guess what color your underwear is.

[meteorstorm]

None of which are abilities I have any use for. It works better for someone like you.

[yellowhasthechest]

Which is why I'm the master.

[meteorstorm]

I'm not a thief, or a pirate. I have no need for any of that.

[yellowhasthechest]

Everybody needs information.