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[yellowhasthechest]

[Oh, shut up, it's a compliment.]

How would you put it, then?

[meteorstorm]

[ that doesn't make it any less weird ]

Logically illogical.

[yellowhasthechest]

[Be nice to me. Laughing some.]

See? Contradicting.

[meteorstorm]

I didn't say it wasn't.

[yellowhasthechest]

Doesn't it ever get exhausting?

[meteorstorm]

You have no idea.

[yellowhasthechest]

[Laughing again.]

At least you can admit it.

[meteorstorm]

We're taught one thing and then someone comes around and tells you something entirely different.

[yellowhasthechest]

Someone really ought to standardize things.

[meteorstorm]

It's standardized right up until you go to do something different where all the original rules you learned don't apply.

[yellowhasthechest]

Then why teach you the original rules?

[meteorstorm]

Because at some point in time, someone said we had to.

[yellowhasthechest]

Do you do everything "someone" says you have to?

[meteorstorm]

To a point.

[yellowhasthechest]

No wonder you were a target.

[meteorstorm]

[ wait, what? ]

Target?

[yellowhasthechest]

The Zangyack Empire decided it wanted the whole universe, so it's been working its way through, taking over planets who will obey and leaving nothing -- or at least, not a lot -- alive on the ones who resist.

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So you fled to some backwater little planet in the far reaches on the universe.

[ this is the story I am getting out of this ]

[yellowhasthechest]

[Flatly.] No.

I stayed on my own planet. Eventually I left, but I wasn't running. [Not from that, anyway.]

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Why are you even here, then?

[yellowhasthechest]

Because coming to Earth was what we needed to do to find the Greatest Treasure in the Universe. Get all of the keys, and you get the treasure. The last keys were on this planet.

[meteorstorm]

Right. Pirates.

[ he's not entirely buying it ]

[yellowhasthechest]

[For once, it's actually the truth, and you're not buying it.]

Exactly. Pirates. I left my planet to make money, and with what that treasure is worth, I could get anything I wanted.

[meteorstorm]

[ do you have any idea how ridiculous this sounds, even to the guy who's used to fighting constellation monsters? ]

Your kingdom for Midas' hand, in other words.

[yellowhasthechest]

If I understood that reference, maybe.